Even More!! Reasons to Vote Republican in 2004

(or, Why I'm Voting Democrat in 2004)

Ghoul Watcher (To the Tune of "Girl Watcher")

The O'Franken Factors

(With Apologies to Buck Trail/Wayne Pittman)

Chorus: 

I'm a ghoul watcher, I'm a ghoul watcher...

Watchin' ghouls go by, hey, my my

I'm a ghoul watcher, I'm a ghoul watcher...

Here comes one now, he’s singin’:

“I was just a corpse when I threw away my soul

And found a thing called Halliburton

Whenever I detects them al Queda links

I play the game. Everywhere I see Saddam”

[repeat chorus]

He mumbles something, “go eff yourself and go to hell”

Then he sings, “Could you please walk a little slower

Wonder if you know that you're making me hungry

Could you please walk a little closer”

Original Lyrics for "Girl Watcher" at:

www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics_misc/the_okaysions-girl_watcher.html