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 Nothing Says Assh@#$ like a HUMMER!

No Guzzle, No Glory History Says Gas Spike Won't Smother SUV Love

SUV OWNERS SUPPORT WAR WITH IRAQ The Center for the Institute of Studies recently polled SUV owners about their attitude toward war with Iraq... The margin (is) 80/20 when small SUVs are eliminated from the survey, and only the larger and luxury models such as Hummer, Ford Excursion, Lincoln Navigator, GMC Suburban and Chevy Trailblazer are considered.

Of all the inanities uttered by former Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer, perhaps none was more inane than his May 2001 assertion that burning fossil fuels was part of the "blessed" American way of life. Those driving giant cars, he suggested, were not only exercising some fundamental right of citizenship but proclaiming American exceptionalism.

"I have people flipping me off all the time but because I'm from New York, I get my ya-yas out that way and I get to flip 'em back."