Even More!! Reasons to Vote Republican in 2004

(or, Why I'm Voting Democrat in 2004)

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Some of these wilder stories popped up in major conservative outlets, such as The Washington Times and the Wall Street Journal editorial page. But mostly, the rumors built a constituency by appearing in Christian Right videos -- such as "The Clinton Chronicles" -- and circulating through Internet "conspiracy" sites.

Recently, famed writer Carl Bernstein actually called on the GOP to be what it claims to be: the custodians of morality and decency.

However, if you're a round-the-bend Republican conservative, you subscribe to a much simpler theory: Clinton's penis did it.